"Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius" (rex-imperator)
02/10/2016 at 07:37 • Filed to: No fanatics in a bee hive
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"Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius" (rex-imperator)
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More from the Onion covering last night’s New Hampshire primary.
With the New Hampshire primary election Tuesday poised to impact the course of the 2016 presidential race, The Onion examines what’s at stake for the candidates:
Marco Rubio
: Can establish himself as the GOP frontrunner by pulling off a resounding third-place sweep of the nation’s early primary states
Bernie Sanders
: A big win in New Hampshire would show doubters that 40 years spent relentlessly championing progressive causes can pay off in a state adjacent to one’s own
Donald Trump
: After finishing lower than polls predicted in Iowa, Trump needs a strong win in New Hampshire to prove that mathematics is still a useful system for understanding reality
Hillary Clinton
: Just needs Earth to make a complete rotation Tuesday so that she can move on to South Carolina
Ted Cruz
: Has little at stake in New Hampshire, as advisors have assured the conservative, evangelical senator that the state’s reasonable, levelheaded GOP voters are not representative of Republicans nationally
John Kasich
: The moderate Republican needs at least a fourth-place finish in New Hampshire to prove he is the party’s true heir to Jon Huntsman
Carly Fiorina
: The former Hewlett-Packard CEO is looking for a strong performance in Tuesday’s earlier GOP undercard primary
Ben Carson
: Staffers have already moved on to researching which primary comes next
Chris Christie
: Finishing fourth or lower puts the New Jersey governor in serious danger of not getting to go to Mama Jenny’s Shrimp And Grits Hut in Beaufort, SC
Jeb Bush : Almost done, buddy
SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
> Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
02/10/2016 at 08:23 |
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Hilary and Jeb.... LOL
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Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
> SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/10/2016 at 08:34 |
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The trump one got me. Not sure what ‘reality’ has to do with anything over there. The Hillary one was an inspired piece of writing
Burn-Spaz1966-Burn
> Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
02/10/2016 at 11:38 |
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Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
> Burn-Spaz1966-Burn
02/10/2016 at 12:08 |
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I hope you can see this. It’s a Vimeo, but I don’t know if it’s unlisted or private. This is the level of terror in my ‘burb when we changed trash service companies resulting the removal of our green trash cans and the addition of new blue ones. The real horror was we were to keep our green recycling bins.
enjoy.
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Burn-Spaz1966-Burn
> Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
02/10/2016 at 12:15 |
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No Sound but that is a nice job. Is it bad that I heard Hitler in my Head?